I bought a car the other day. Okay, I know that’s not exactly an earth-shattering revelation, particularly in a place like this, but the process reminded me of a used car adage about ‘buying the seller rather than buying the car’.
You know the sort of thing: you turn up at an immaculately kept house with an impeccably manicured lawn to find a kindly and honest vendor who just wants the car to go to a good home. It doesn’t really matter whether the prospective purchase is exactly the make, model or colour you were looking for, but the price is right and you know, you just know, the car is a good ’un because, well, so is the person selling it.
Given the area of the market I was swimming in (spending more than a grand would be pushing the boat so far out it would disappear over the horizon) and the car I was looking to buy – an early Saab 9-3 convertible – expectations were low. (Yes, I know the 9-3 convertible is a bit hopeless to actually drive, but as a bit of summer fun for a family of four, it’s just the ticket.) Trawling the classifieds turned up plenty at or around our budget, but each had an MOT history so terrifying that it would take me a week to come out from behind the sofa after reading it.
I was on the verge of giving up and looking for something more sensible when an acquaintance revealed that his brother was selling a 1999 9-3 SE cab. He was into his cars and had bought it for much the same reason as me: a bit of a laugh for him and his family while the sun was shining. Unfortunately, the pandemic hit and he wasn’t able to use it, so he’d spent lockdown fettling the Saab instead. This was sounding good, plus it was also in the same Cosmic Blue as our leggy 9-5 estate hack. (Did I not mention the Trollhattan bug had already bitten?)
But why was he selling, now restrictions were easing? My contact mumbled something about ‘a few other projects’ that were taking up his time. Intrigued, I gave the vendor a call, who said all the right things about the work he’d done and the price he was asking. Buoyed but not yet convinced, I took a trip to his place for a spot of tyre-kicking.
As soon as I pulled up outside the house (very nice sprawling country cottage. Tick. Well kept garden. Tick) I knew this could be the one. Outside on the road was an immaculate X358 Jaguar XJ, while on the drive was a minty P38 Range Rover and a couple of Series III Land Rovers, one with an ultra-rare 2.6-litre straight six. And was that a Silver Shadow under that cover? It was! And then there was the Saab, polished to within an inch of its life. This was good.