Friday, June 21, 2024
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Men — what’s stopping you from looking like Windows95man?

What you need to know

  • Windows95man is a character created by Finnish artist Teemu Keisteri, who wears a Windows95 t-shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts.
  • Windows95man just won the Finnish national selection show, UMK, with a song titled ‘No Rules’ and will be representing Finland in the Eurovision Song Contest 2024.
  • The Eurovision Song Contest is an annual competition where mostly European countries send in original songs to be performed live and voted on by the public, it’s one of the longest-running and most popular TV shows in the world and known for its eccentric performances.

As I sit watching the video of the gyrating Windows95man bursting forth from an egg made out of denim jeans, in his underwear and a Windows95 shirt and cap, my first thought is “this isn’t the weirdest thing I’ve seen at Eurovision.” My second thought, however, is “wow if he actually wins, perhaps he can afford to upgrade to Windows 11.”

Windows95man in his retro attire, is one of the many weird and wonderful entries into our beloved Eurovision Song Contest this year, and he will be representing Finland in the international song contest after being chosen by his country to go all the way. You can watch the epic performance of ‘No Rules’ below, with his denim-clad collaborator Henri Piispanen.

Windows95Man, real name Teemu Keisteri, has been a name on the Finnish DJ circuit for quite some time, has over 5000 followers on Facebook and videos of his DJ sets on YouTube. He doesn’t just rely on his own pure sex appeal to perform either, he’s sometimes joined by Clippy who since leaving Office 2007 seems to have found work accompanying the DJ and throwing shapes to EDM on tour around Europe. 


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